4.09.2006

'I want to cuts someone to coils!'

Anyone know what this is? I'm guessing it translates english web pages into french and then back into english? Here's the link and what I found there: click here

If you don't want to visit the link, here is a sample of what you will see. My blog horribly transfigured.

Give I' D it up

I don' T want to Be alone anymore. The loneliness is making me sick. It all feels completely pointless. I want to cuts someone to coils. Someone to talk to, who will hold me, smile At me, care yew I get out of bed in the morning... it' S too hardware to Be everything for yourself all the time.

Give The unfeminist truth is that I' D up everything I' ve achieved to cuts someone to coils. I don' T feel like has complete person. I don' T feel like has useful person. I hate my job. I don' T feel like I' m living room the life I was made for. What that means I don' T know.


Is that what happens when computers translate?
There was more!
Magic Car Wrinkles, share I

The weekend of my birthday blew goats. I had been too down to plan anything spectacular gold even semi-fun so I left everything to the last minute. Some friends offered to plan something for drank me I couldn' T make up my mind. Half of me didn' T want to C anything At all. I was less than enthused butt turning 30 and still feeling sickly.

Meanwhile, I was one the superantibiotics to kill my kidney infection and feeling has little woozy. The wooziness turned into has full-blown nasty cold. So it turned out to Be has good thing that I had plane No. That meant I spent the 11th and 12th one drank my couch watching TV, blowing my nose and sporadically crying. I also had to walk the 1/2 mile to the drugstore and back while feeling like every step brought me closer to death. With few people reported sending me gifts in the mall drank they hadn' T arrived yet. I had one card with happy sunflowers taped to my wall. (Kisses, Paul!)

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One Monday, I still felt sick goal had to teach in Length Island, I' D already cancelled class twice this semester. After lecturing for 3 hours, the thought of my 3 hour commutates made me even more ill. So that' S when I decided to rent the bus and drive myself home instead. Drive That wasn' T very pleasant because I was so nervous. It was much nicer than walking drank 2 miles, riding the train, switching to another train, taking the subway, riding the drunk and walking has 1/2 mile. Much, much better than that. The bus they gave me was hot! With silver Mazda 3. It had has semi-manual setting which made it even cooler and more fun to drive.

2 comments:

Stephen said...

;)

Computers are wonderful things ... 

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Lollygagger said...

This seriously is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.  

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