9.29.2004

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error o49R12XT50: code o49R1 Blog owner prohibited from posting due to melodramatic overload. >>>>
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violation 50 owner sat in windowless office alone for 3 hours between classes>>> PROTOCOL NOT ALLOWED>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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1.Send Owner to Beantown to mooch off her corporate sell-out friend and his expense account in luxury hotel
2. During execution of step 1, owner must be treated to fine dining and long car rides with loud music

WARNING!>>> Steps 1 &2 Aborted>>>Session follows: Owner did not complete movement from Brooklyn to Chinatown in time to catch the 10 pm Fung Wah Bus to Boston. Signage confusion occurred on subway transfer station from the A to the JMZ movement stalled. Directional Error on Center Street owner followed wrong path. Path correction towards Canal Street Manhattan Bridge Station timing off. Recommendation>>>>>Implement replacement happy fun times programming. DETAILS UNKNOWN.>>>>>>>>>>>>>

3. If problem persists after completion of Steps 1 and 2, try making owner return pastdue phone calls and emails to re-instate communications with caring persons.
>>> If steps 1-3 solve the problem, step 4 STILL REQUIRED. >>>>>>>
4. Send owner to Morrissey concert on 9 October
<<<<<WARNING If problem persists after completion of Step 4 then owner to be terminated and blog permanently shut-down>>>>>failure to recover after dose of Moz sign of terminal damage>>>>>>>>>
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21 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know this is your life and your decision and not mine, but please don't stop blogging. I have been lurking for a long time and I love your posts. (Even the one about post modernism, I finally understand what people are talking about now). As an LDS single your posts provide me, vicariously, with the dating experiences that I am incapable of, due to my own fear.

In all the books I've ever read the story has come to a satisfying conclusion. I have no doubt your life will too, just don't do it without us.

From all the lurkers, Thank You and God bless.
eremite

Stephen said...

Amen to that post.

T said...

No! Don't leave us! We love you!

Anonymous said...

the first line might scare people away. It looks too real, like maybe there is no "post" following.
-Jill

Anonymous said...

I love you and your blog, too, JL. I hope you will be able to keep blogging.

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Anonymous said...

keep up the good work!

dont give up JL!

Anonymous said...

Don't give up. I've really enjoyed reading your blog. If that guy dumped you because you wrote about your date, and he couldn't handle it, then he wasn't worth it. I know that sounds so simple, but it's true. I got married when I was 30, dated every jerk in the book, and had given up hope. You're Mr.Right is out there, don't give up! :) 

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I love your post, it is apparent that you have not lost a sense of humor. Because of this I have every hope that you will continue to blog about your life. Hang in there! 

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